Aegis-DoGz-

haix..
it seems lyk im gonna render my service to the country soon...
NATIONAL SERVICE or PLKN (program latihan khidmat negara)
ok..
i hate going thr so much..
bt..
it seems i have no choice..
so~
i hav to learn to LIKE it..
so here's d PROs of going PLKN....
- 3 mths of RM150 FREE from our mummy n daddys (tax payer's money)
- 2 mths of sleep time (lecture)
- 3 mths of forced exercise (marching)
- able to meet n work n play n sleep n communicate wiv other races.. (FucK!! come to tink of it.. i cnt tahan d smell!!!)
- 3 mths of learning how to be independant..
- learn how to be disciplined..
- 3 months free from COMPUTER n HANDPHONE radiation.....
- HOLD A REAL GUN!!! instead of holding the noob one owes.. bt too bad.. i heard all are given oni 15 shots.... =.=
- learn how to co-operate n work wiv other ppl to go against certain group of ppl..
- eat spicy, lame, noob food sponsored by all our parents (again, tax payers)
- increase the no. of vacancies for ppl.. (toilet washers, dish washers, caterers, trainers, cigaratte sellers, laundry companies, bus companies, MAS/Air Asia, trienekens, bullet supply, guns supply, uniform supplier, rapers, etc.. etc.. etc.......) see? so good!! ^^ wiv this programme, jobless ppl will b less!!
- get to live in d jungle n make frens wiv animals =P (i hope =.=)

guez these are d points i can think of.. so.. my dearest viewers.. if u ever gona meet any exam question on d pros n cons of PLKN, there is no reason u cnt say any liaw.. wakaka..

yeaps..
received this noob paper...
informing me to go to general post office to collect my letter n my bus ticket..
from wat i've heard..
it starts on 27th dec n ends near mid of march..
minus all weekends n public holiday, considered less than 2 mths.. =.=
A TOTAL WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS TIME!!
DAMN!!!
and!!
i m oni back in kch on d 30th!!
omg~
so late info..
so unefficient......
wat to do~
this is their style~
wakaka^^

see that?? my big name.. n d PLKN at d far end.. =.= can say i kena 1st batch.....

owhkay..
tis is real bad..
im gona hav my CNY tis yr BOTAK!!!!
T.T
n..
GONNA MISS TLTC N PLTC!!!
omg~~~~
oh well..
mayb tis is wat my fate is..
to attend plkn to go against them..
haha^^

ok ok..
cut off all d PLKN stuff..
tml i still gona go n reveal my location......
here's TODAY's PIC!!!
^^

dnoe when tis is taken.. n i aint sure too wat they are doin......... quite losiao..

WOO~~~~
HELL is finally over~~~
wakakakaka..
BC n EST left..
2 papers each..
gona end real soon..
xDDD

ohkay..
gt bored while waitin mum to buy some groceries...
so..
those who had rode in my car shud noe tat..
thr are a few cute little magnet thingys..
hahax..
gt a crazy idea..
linked them all up!! xDD

cool rite?? xDD

cuteys!! xDDD

Frog: hold tight!!!
Donkey: arrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragon: dont let go.. pls~~~ T.T

woohoo~~ xD

lonely patrick staring outside the window... rain...

~~~~~~PICS OF THE DAY~~~~~~


pia kias wiv pai kia lao da givin briefing on pai kia activities.. xDD

hahax.. 3 suku gongs act suku in class.. xDD




stay tuned for more!!! xDDDDD

woohoo~~
2 more days~~~
woooo~~~~~~~~~

woohoo~~~~
BIOLOGY has ended..
HELL has omos ended..
H - add mx
E - chemistry
L - biology
L - physics



oh yeah~~~
i can edi see freedom right ahead!!!
WOOOOOO~~~~~~~~
preparing to DUMP my books to my sis le.. wakaka..
below are MOST of d books i had......
of coz..
i dint read all of them =p
d left side are d books given by my cousin..
form 6 / O levels books / matriculation books..
middle, wiv my cute snoopy n silk air plushie, d subjects tat i need to study b4 i end my SPM..
i.e. PHYSICS!!! wakaka..
BC n EST??
don giv a damn bout it..
at d right side..
yeaps...
those are d books tat gonna leave me 4EVA!!!!!!!!!
wakakakakaka..
whoeva interested, i MAY b selling those unwanted (to me) books..^^






owhkay..
today's featured pics..^^
do enjoy~~~

~~~05th KSG BAND MAJOR~~~~

looks familiar ya?? yeaps.. d muscle man~~~~

nyahahahaa~~~ ya all beta listen to me o else im gonna torture ya all real hard.. wakakaka.. XDDD

ok.. as i had said b4.. thr ARE few more mistakes coming.. from the 2008 KHS magazine..since i m TOO bored of studyin BIOLOGY wic is gonna b my exam tml.. might as well blog a lil' =p

ok.. jz say tat tis aint a mistake.. study hard n dont play games.. CIKIBEAR tis seh kia.. everyday gaming n din study d.. hahax..

pro.. DiGi is now providing 6-digits numbers... n.. tis boy here (bobby) has changed his e-mail add A FEW TIMES when asked to check our info.. and yet... his old old ancient e-mail add came out.. zzz.. stupiak mag committees..

another e-mail add wrong.. these 2008 mag committees aint reli good...

stupid editors.. pelajar cemerlang's name pun type wrong..
Chen Kai Xian ---- Cheng Kai Xian

tis 1 lagi satt.. 400M.. which means.. errr... not metre!! hahax.. basic units oso dnoe how to use.. magazine committees are all science students lagi.. haizzz...

another name spelt wrong.. still is school board of management ppl lagi.. d editors RELI PRO....

woots!! stupid spelling mistake..
IKTHISAS ----- IKHTISAS
im begin to wonder whether the editors are doing their job o not..




LAST BUT NOT LEAST..
d DAMNest mistake..
AT THE VERY FRONT COVER kok...

tis mistake arr.. haiz... DESTROY IMAGE OF SCHOOL ONLY....
(the chinese word for simplicity is DAMN wrong.....)
is tis wat our sch gona show to ppl outside KHS?? n those ex-highians???
a-men

our canteen reli provides food tat sux damn lot.. n i reli mean it.. if u ppl can rmb bout d incident that ah teck found a DEAD FLY in his char kueh tiaw.. well.. tat is oni a rare case (as nt many ppl care to look at their food when eatin i guez =p).. our canteen supplies food that are cancerous.. i.e. food that causes cancer.. (below is an example of wat our canteen sells.. GORENG TILL PERFECTION.. wiv decorations of black black dots lagi..)

FYI.. our canteen sells these things - harsh brown(d one above), french fries, fried pohpiah, fried rice, fried kueh tiaw, fried bee hoon, fried bread wiv chicken inside (wic is oni a lil' oni), nuggets (oso fry la..zz), chicken pieces (macam satay d.. oso fry..) well.. these are edi omos 80% of the food sold at OUR SCHOOL canteen.. n d price?? same.. bt d content.. BULLSHIT!! nt even enaf to fill my tummy!! T.T d fuel price has dropped to RM10 for 5 litres (a mth ago it was bout RM10 for 3.4 litres).. bt d price aint dropping!!! or.. d food aint increasing!!! omg~~~ d good thing is.. IM GONNA LEAVE KHS OFFICIALLY IS JZ A FEW DAYS!! WAKAKAKA.. gonna miss u all.. hahax..


ohkay.. jz for a lil' entertainment.. for me nt updating for so damn long.. a pic taken err.. tis yr kua.. hahax.. SMILE to d pic~~ ^^

cute boy.. aint i rite??? xDD

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds



Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.






















If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're dull & normal

Ape = you're a moron

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot

King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid

Why?! ????

A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas! Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

Take some time off and relax!

Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?




You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?



This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.
What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
When you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every ' F' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6-- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!


More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

O lny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!

Psas It ON !
Tell all ya' frens!

SO INTERESTING! !!!!!!!!! !!

due to my laziness in editing this post..cz this is taken DIRECTLY from an e-mail, so if u cnt see those chinese words, kindly press ctrl+scroll up wiv yr mouse.. thx~!

假雞蛋後又一鉅獻:::::::>假乳鴿

………中國人…..真行……
? ? ? ? ?真是太可怕了
有餐廳賣的乳鴿,竟然是老鼠做的!!!!!

帶大家直擊假乳鴿製作過程:

1,先用火燒掉老鼠毛 ?(低能B 按: 看到這就我已經傻眼了....可是更扯的更在後頭=.=)


一隻隻的老鼠...雖說看上去應該是科學鼠而非街邊那些...依然覺得超噁心...
(比較大,通常用於科學實驗,解剖等)



2,洗淨多餘的鼠毛


3,修型,用刀把老鼠切成乳鴿的形狀(個人覺得這個步驟絕對是精髓!!)


4,不要浪費嘛~~多出來的部分還可以用來做其他的菜.....

5,還是覺得不太像是不是?好!要下油鍋炸囉!!!


6,好!!完成了!!!伴上一碟淮鹽,的確幾可亂真.....




如果沒看到之前的圖片,我是真的會給他吃下去...

一向都覺得中國人很聰明,可怎麼中國人的聰明智慧都用在這些地方咧...



tis is an e-mail from my aunt.. swt chin....... imagine if this happens in malaysia.. what we are eating everyday.. fried chicken.. mee sapi (BEEF noodle) xD.. d small pieces of chicken meat in noodles or rice.. WHAT IF THEY ARE NOT WHAT THEY SHOULD BE??? WHAT IF OTHER CHEAPER ANIMALS ARE USED???? omg....... cnt understand why man can do such thing jz to gain wealth..... God bless us...

woo~~
1st week of SPM has finished..
another 7 days till freedom.. hiakx hiakx..
as usual..
i will visit Dr M's blog to view his interesting posts..
most of them are political n race issues.. though.....
from those sensitive posts, i can see that many ppl are still sleepingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

many people still says that this land belongs to the malays..
which actually is NOT TRUE!!!!
their land is INDONESIA....
this country is formed by people of all races..
this land actually belongs to the orang penans, kadazans, bidayuhs, n so on..
MALAYS came to malaysia to CONQUER
CHINESE came to malaysia to SEEK WEALTH
INDIANS came to malaysia to GAIN A BETTER LIVING
all these are stated in the history text books of form 4 n form 5..
malays arrived - parameswara n melaka thingy..
chinese n indians - trading, brought in as workers (mining, farming, workin in estate)

so...
those who haven wake up..
WAKE UP LARH!!!!
GO UNDERSTAND HISTORY!!!

chinese are very successful in business in malaysia cz they are hardworking..
they are not being helped by the government..
and yet..
u ppl are jealous of chinese that they live a better life than u ppl do..
bullshit la.. =.=
once pay day arrived, SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!
hari raya arrived, CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE!!!!
in d end, no or little money is saved..
how could you ppl survive lyk tat??
(this oni goes for the majorities arr.. i can see that some of yr ppl are very pro too^^ keep up~~they are gonna b the future malaysia leaders... xDD)

haiz..
still don understand why d government die die wan us study sejarah..
study study study.. in d end??
mistaken the facts..
racist problems occur..
no more peace n harmony in this country..
come on..
the text books are edi very clear..
read thru baru menuduh ppl lar....
zzzzzzzzz

i oso can see that many ppl are edi very dare to say that most malays oni wait for help..
pampered by the government..
actually, nt wrong larh..
IF.. n ONLY IF..
they work hard n helped back the country..

haizz..
history..
God bless us all..
don let 13th may incident happen again..
i believe that it will b more tragic if it really happened..
(wonder why PBB nt stopping this matter >.<)



MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!!!!
CINTAKAN NEGARA!!!!!!!!!!!

wakaka..
2nd day of SPM..
edi finished 3 papers ---- BM, BI, SEJ!!!
wakakaaaaa...
as our sej pII were collected, almost all of us let out a sigh of relief, n happiness...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
wivout sej is macam no more spm le..
d others??
hmm..
ok la..
sej is still d headache.. XDD
tml mx..
easy d lar.. (i hope....>.<)
many frens had already started gaming!!! LOLS!!!
after d exam nia..
TONITE GG MEET!!
lols..
haix..
8 more exam days..
n freedom awaits..^^
wont b bloggin anytin much interesting.. (mayb tis weekend hav loo)
tis sat..
gonna go weekly meeting le...
SPM aint big deal actually..
all our pass leaders oni take it as an excuse for not attending scout activities..
u juniors will understand it d..lol..
SPM finishing.. ANTAC coming.. DC oso coming!! WOOO~~~ my holiday is jz gonna b so fun..
hahahahahahahhahahahaha

today will b d 2nd time i got upset over driving my car, after i gt my license in July, 2008..

d 1st time was quite a few mths ago..
guez u all still rmb-ed bout d merdeka band rite?
tat we need to come to sch during d sch hols to practise on more than 1o songs that we never learnt b4..
need to memorise them kok..
in jz within less than 2 weeks..
but we did it..
however..
it just happened on 1 of those mornings........
i went to oh jien's house to fetch him to sch as both of his parents were nt in kch..
i was in a rush tat time..
speeded..
at d round about near choice daily, omos got crashed by a car (actually is his wrong la.. he drive fast fast no care d)..
he sounded his horn, of cs..
gues if i was in his shoes, i will do d same thing..
arrived thr, he still haven outside waiting..
when come out..
still walk slow slow..
my mum had already called..
i arrived back home to bring her to her office..
but..
she had already gone off in dad's car........................
i felt sorry for my mum...
bt i couldn't do anyting.........

today.....
went to sch to take my slip..
very mahuan lo..
looked for mr andrew, he say d slip is wiv pn lee..
looked for pn lee, she say d slip is wiv pn wong..
looked for pn wong, she say d slip is wiv mr lau..
=.= wat d hell......
so not organized d..
anyways..
went to open air market to hav breakfast^^
after that.. proceeded to dbku library.........
wtf..
moved..
went to d new loc stated..
wtf!!!!!!!!!!
oni opened at 1.30pm on mondays!!!!!!!!
nt even a notice thr!!!!!!!!!
haish.......
even a public library oso nt organized..
wat the hell is our leaders up thr doing.........
so, went to civic centre.. closed oso..
in d end, decided to go derrick's house study...
study..
study..
play..
study..
study..
lo siao..
study back..
study..
play..
study..
lunch.. (pizza!! xDD)
study..
study..
break..
study..
study..
woots!!
d clock has passed 4.30pm!!
my clock shows 4.35pm..
i demand to leave as need to fetch nde n ric home..
bt..
oni till 4.45pm..
they started to do last minute jobs.....
copying essays(taking photos as derrick's scanner wont work!! =.=)
oni till 4.55pm..
we left derrick's house..
RUSHEDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~~~
reached 3rd mile flyover..
signalled to move left..
crossed in front of a bike..
who siong-ed n muttered.. (aiyar.. old ppl is lyk tat d la)
n then.. chiong~~~~~
at kenny heights oso..
if u're a driver, u sure noe tat when speeding on water, it is v.easy to lose control..
well..
i did..
bt..
luckily dad taught me b4 how to avoid it..
so, can count as a narrow escape =P
oni arrived at my mum's office at 5.20pm..
20minutes late..........................

if u ask wic case is more serious? i cnt determine.. bt.. wat i can say is.. both case makes me feel real bad..
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep inside..
well..
dnoe u ever hav tat kinda feeling..
bt..
jz a word to all out thr..
if thr r any alternatives.. or if your parents can fetch..
PLS.. dont mahuan others..
PLS do tink bout others too..
i even rejected to fetch my (best) fren home..
so??
i will stop here..
aint gona let tis feel kill my exam mode..
all d best~~~~

p.s. Jacquelyn Chan (da jie) wishes all her kak kias good luck in SPM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

found tis super funny video at kenny's latest post.. enjoy^^

WOOHOOO~~~~ thx ment!!!!!!!!!!!
in our school...
we hav our famous Pn Norol and Pn Loo as sleeping teachers...
puan Norol leading, of cz...

bt..
upon receiving d news from ment tat kenny has took even COOLER pics!!!
go visit it!!
kenny's newest post presents u..
our sleeping PM!!!!
PAK lAH!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(a pic from kenny sia's blog, jz for fun^^)

ok.. 1st one.... MESYUARAT ke-1... hmm.. dnoe wic teacher taught tis... shudnt it b PERTAMA????

tis lagi satt.. pandu pOUteri raja......... im tinkin.. are those editors reli working??

n tis... KNNCCB FKin CELAKA DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! wat school band lor!?!?!?!? so si ai bin for wat!?!?!? put school band din gv credits!?!?!?!?!? everytime still so ngiao ji!!! no sponsors.. no approvals.. ban tis ban tat.. DAMN THE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WAN OUR NAME BACK!!! SCOUT BAND!! NT SCHOOL BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tis arr.. hmm.. gt scout room.. bt.. no band room pula...... don dare show out how rich our scout group is sia???? n btw.. all those instruments are our group members' hard work during JOB WEEK!!! NT EVEN A CENT FROM THE SCHOOL!!!!

ok.. here's d most CACATed part.. pages torn off?!?!??!?! man!! tis is a new book ok!??!?!?!

WTF!! another page!!!!

god bless the printing company.. 3 pages!!! n tat is oni 1 of nearly a thousand mags orh.........

ok.. here we are.. bowling club.. can say is the richest club in KHS.. or.. shud i say.. WAS???? according to 1 of those AJKs, since HIS arrival, d money in d club has been decreasing unknowingly.. no records.. no traces.. nothing..

here, is d page for scouts band... wondering why they put it so far from our scouts main page.. =.= bt hey!! wats wiv those lines??!?!?!?! making it so.. err.. cacated????

bt tis aint d prob wiv d mag committees...... its d prob of d pass secretary of band.. who had quitted.... =.=

n.. we paid RM15.. out of 283 pages.. thr are more than 25 pages of adv!!!!!! wic is nearly 9% of d total pages!! in wic we paid rm1.3 for those advs!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 mag.. so many probs.. imagine so many mags.................. d mag committee is jz gonna die being bombed by complaints... hahax..well.. i reli donoe wat tat mag teacher is doing lorh.. sleeping in class?? lols.. still feh feh when doing those mag things.. still lyk to siong ppl orh.... who is it u may gues.. well.. let me show u her face.. then u would noe le..........
yeaps.. non other than pn loo choo im....

to current form 3 students............
dont tink doing the magazine is a fun job..
u will nt oni kena bombed by US students..
oso d fat ass posted up thr..
pressurized..
kena scolded..
nt fun d orh..

oh yea.. if u ppl out thr reli read thru d mag.. u will find 1 section wic shows those school leavers who r currently staying at overeas.. one of them is our very own ee song!! he oso had tis name card he gav me a few mths back.. ^^ same organization, same post.. as written in d mag.. ^^


last bt nt least.. rmb to view kenny's blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!