received an email from hoong yeee......... opened it.....

Q:-> How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malaysia from Hell?

You'd be surprised!

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But
the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.

She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how
much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She
writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat

Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr.Petronas. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?

The devil replies: only one dollar. Badawi is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.

The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.



get it??? xDDDDDDDD

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had been spending the last weekend wu liao-ing.. really cnt study.. lols..

went to starbucks yesterday after d wu liao ANTAC briefing.. only when we arrived at The Spring.. HOLYsHIT!! 4gotten to bring my my lu along! celaka.. so bobien lo.. fang shen him at sch wiv his members.. sorry ar~~ =x

arrived at starbucks to realise tat it is fully occupied! walau eh.. waited for a few minutes.. beh tahan.. so went to Big Apple & Donuts.. ordered 12 donuts + 2 iced coffee.. i ordered cappucino.. xDD nt bad actually.. we ku-kin thr till around 4sth.. baru go home..

when i arrived home.. celaka betul my ah ben.. asked him to get into d house cmpd.. die die wan stay outside.. celaka betul.. so.. bobien.. gav ah ben his 1st ride in my jeep!! xDD cz wanna fetch my sis.. din vomit at all.. wic i m expecting.. yet.. after he was so damn frightened in d car, as soon as i reached home, he is energetic again.. =.= reli don understand tat stupid dog......

monday arrived...

ben lai decide nt to attend class today.. bt.. tink tio TODAY.. im gonna receive a few exam papers.. to look at my results.. n to sit for the moral paper.. BUT.. 1st period nia.. DAMN IT! nurul edi din come.. so fast raya.. dowan mark our paper.. go main main.. celaka betul.. during CNY giv us so many hw pula those teachers.. we no nid main main d ar??? sienz..

d whole day.. MEANINGLESS.. get no results from today's attendance in school.. tot of skipping class nx week liaws.. with a written reason that i wanna take a leave lyk those teachers.. tired of waiting n doin nth in class liao.. damn sien n time wasting.. at home, at least i can sleep better, eat better, save money, n perhaps study a little.. haiz.. stupiak school.. so many schools cuti yet we no cuti......

anyways.. bout d handphone issue.. really need to be look into larh.. my mum jz now baru tell my sis : ask u bring hp u dowan, now very mahuan liao lar.. (cz my sis din bring hp, mum couldnt contact her, need wait until 5.30pm..=.=) see????? my frens oso lo.. if no hp, how contact parents??? our moral resit could be cancelled any time today d lei.. in d end heng heng no la.. xDD

oh well.. tis raya cuti.. dono wat to do.. every1 is preparing for their exams.. we baru finish mock exam.. of cz is main main mood la.. aduh.. after they finished their test, we kena prepare liao.. diuz... mayb reli gonna wait till after ANTAC.. then we go lo siao.. xDD looking forward to taking the 5days 4nites expedition.. XDD reli gonna be fun.. more fun if we go tgt wiv those t4 upcoming rambu holders.. hahax.. then by nx yr march, we gonna be FREE~~~~~~~~ (b4 uni la.. zz)


LAST BUT NOT LEAST.........

KAMBATEH-YO!!! SPM & PMR candidates~

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tagged by err... 4gotten who larhs.. sohai punya.. 100 questions.. zz


01 Name: Doggy.. or.. DogZ
02 Sex: stupid question.. u wan proof hia?? zz
03 Email address: sim_vulcan@hotmail.com.. add me oh.. XDDD
04 Birthdate: P & C.. my REAL frens will noe it.. ^^
05 Family: sarawakians~
06 Height: 174cm......
07 Weight: 62kg.........
08 Something good about yourself : its up to u to determine.. i cnt say tat.. lols..
09 Something bad about yourself: same same... tell me if it is reli serious orh~
10 Describe your personality in one word : DunnO
11 Celebrities that you like: none
12 Songs you like: CANON!!
13 Fav. Season: none.. cz..... tis.. is.. malaysia........
14 Games you’re good at: i aint a gamer.. lols..
15 My ideal woman or man : dunno...
16 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger: any will do.... as long she suits my heart...
17 Your mood right now: as usual..
18 What you have in your pocket right now: none..
19 Sleeping out: count me in if thrs any1 who wanna sleepin out.. XDDD
20 Alcohol tolerance: until i m drunk!! XDDD
21 Drinking habits: any drinks tat satisfies my taste buds
22 How old were you the first time you drank: hmm.. dont rmb....lols..
23 When do you want to get married: when i had found a nice job.. a nice place to live in..
24 About my singing: u wanna hear me singing?? oh god~
25 About my dancing: u ever see a dog dance???? zzz
26 Something I want these days: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, happiness, care
27 When you’re home alone: do anyting i like!! XDDD i m king wad.. hahax
28 When you’re standing in front of the mirror: check for any celaka pimples.. =X
29 Clothes you’re wearing right now: wan a pic of me now?
30 How much money do you have in your wallet: 4gotten whr i put it lorhs...
31 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend : anyting simple or even nothing at all.. all it matters is d heart..
32 Does height matter to you: nope..
33 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: u wan d glasses to vibrate at resonance?
34 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up: they'll learn sth new about physics - mv~ (m = mass, v = velocity)
35 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you: ishh... celaka.. tonite she sure high liao.. XDD
36 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love: i m a patient boy.........
37 First kiss: when i was a baby...... parents!! XD
38 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed: hmm.. dnoe lei..
39 Feature you feel should be fixed: dnoe bah..... =.=
40 People you miss the most right now : no one deserved to be missed......
41 First love: nah~
42 When you cried the most: when i was a baby..
43 When do you feel you’re grown up: when im working in d society.. meeting taukes.. ^^
44 What you don’t like: dnoe.. it changes from time to time..
45 When you felt happy: when im asleep.........
46 When you were most flabbergasted: when i m gonna take my SPM results.. =X
47 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far: hmm.. none??
48 Why aren’t you going out with anyone: celaka.. u wan mata catch hia?
49 What you feel towards that person: ar?
50 What would you say to the people actually reading this: sienz hor.. u try do tis tag larh.. zz
51 Something you’re most worried about: my future career.....
52 When do you look most weak: when im weak..
53 How do you NOT get dumped: dont get dumped..
54 3 things a person NEEDS: money.. money.. money.. wat to do.. now punya society is lyk tat d..
55 Your grades in school: im confident tat tis will b d 1st time i passed in my higher form life.. ^^
56 #1 on your phone: a lot lorh.. fong fong n by by lo.. XDD
57 Phone company: NOKIA
58 Phone bill : at least RM5, nt more than rm10.. per mth.. (if i din boro any1)
59 Place you want to go: anywhr whr many tourists visit..
60 Favorite TV program: none..
61 Movie that pissed you off: 4gt lorh..
62 Movie you watched with most meaning: $ nt enaf 2
63 Most recent movie watched: $ nt enaf 2
64 Movie you want to recommend: movies by Jack Neo..
65 If you could become a character inside a movie: nah~
66 How many net cafes are you a member to: none..
67 Which do you go to most often: i m a good boy..
68 What you feel about this cafe? : u ask me gt use ar?
69 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?: y wan to say to the starter? eat full nth do hia?
70 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love: celaka.. sacrifice ur head arr..
71 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married: put them cold..
72 Do you think you’re a player: wat player???? zz
73 What time do you wake up: if possible, 10am..
74 When you go to sleep: when im tired..
75 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number: giv nia lo.. who noes.. it may bring benefits..^^
76 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting: ask for her contact number!! XDDD
77 Celebrity you want to go out with: none bah.. wan ask how many times?
78 How many kids do you want: err.. sohai punya question ini..
79 Something you really want to be good at: social n management skills!! XDD
80 What I want to be in 10 years: sum1 who can earn for a living, wiv a joyful life..
81 Someone you’re jealous of right now: everyone!!!!
82 A word that you use a lot: celaka
83 What I do when I first wake up: nyabeh.. continue sleep..
84 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars: put in pocket larh.. duh~
85 What would you do if you became invisible: i will do anyting i wan.. anytime.. anywhr.. to any1.. hahax
86 Singer you think is the best singing live: most r d same..
87 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing: celaka punya Jay Chou..
88 A kind of man you don’t like: SM
89 A kind of woman you don’t like: SM
90 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now: one nite stand baby~~ ^^^^^^^^
91 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with: meet jiu meet larh.. so?
92 Most important possession: my little cellphone..
93 What you do when you first get online: depends on mood..
94 What surprised you the most: dnoe..
95 What you do when you can’t fall asleep: online..
96 What do you think you were in your past life: dog?? =P
97 If you were to be born again: assassin?? i'd love it.. ^^
98 What are you going to do after you finish this: err.. either.. game!! or sleep.. XD
99 How honest were you: depends on who m i honest to..
100 What do you want to say: celaka im tired man.............. nitez!


n..
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TAG!!
1. Janson Bong!
2. ment ment siii!!!!!
3. Future L0rd Kai
4. lodee~ die u.. XDD
5. any bloggers out thr who wanna try these celaka questions.. ^^

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WHY STUDENTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING HP (cell phones) TO SCHOOL???????

stupid question lol.. bt.. d prob is.. most students bring.. n most schools are against it..

not allow:
1. cheatin in exam larh.. so popular arr..
2. (only applies to cam.phones) disturb other ppl's privacy larh..
3. disturbance in class (music, ppl call, bla bla bla~)

however.. i seriously think tat tis stupid rule shud b abolished..

why? i jz had d sufferings of not having bringing my HP to school.. reli suey suey.. for the past few days.. i got bring.. (cz exam marh..safer).. bt today.. since edi no more exam for us.. then i dint bring..

mana tau........

REALLY SUEY!!! after school.. waited for bus.. b4 tat.. waited at canteen n crap wiv aaron, phin n yin.. ok.. 1.20pm.. went outside to wait for bus........ 1.30pm.. still havent come.. 1.45pm.. yee arrived n talked with him.. bt.. the time is already not right.. all of the same bus students edi left with their own cars.. i decided to call my mum to drive home.. HOWEVER... SHITTTT!!! no handphone!! CELAKA.. so gav some duit to sis to ask her to call................... 2.00pm.. still no chance.. d duit has finished due to noob-ness of my sis.. XDDD so.. no choice..

DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF MY HANDPHONE.. we walked to school.. with the hope that we can borrow a phone to call back.. 2.15pm.. finally met Miss Ting n borrowed her phone to call back.. thx~~ ^^ by tat time.. my sis's fren had edi arrived at my house, gonna fetch my sis to tuition, as usual.. so bo bien.. mahuan her go herself.. n need mahuan my dad come fetch us.... arnd 2.30pm, car arrived.. oni near 3.00pm i baru reached home.. very sienz...........

all in all~
cz i din bring my phone, n due to the lousy school facilities.. these r d probs faced jz cz of a small no-hp day..
1. unable to contact parents easily
2. need to use teacher's handphone.. (she was bz tat time..)
3. unable to contact my sis's fren n kept her waiting.. (waste other ppl punya time oso orh!!)
4. wasted my 2.25 hrs!! (from 12.45pm-3.00pm.. celaka)
5. mahuan-ed my dad to come fetch us (i can actually call my mum earlier, n drive home by myself)
6. spoiled a soup or drink or wateva my father's boiling.. (at d time i called, he was boiling it.. if i were to call him earlier, it wont happen.. IT COULD HAVE BURNT DoWN D HOUSE U NOE!??!?!?!)

so~
if any teachers or stupiak government see this post.. pls pls pls.. urge the school to allow us bring hp.. OR ELSE.. prepare better facilities!! so poor meh d sch.. =.=

not i dont love the school.. is the school who dont love me........


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oh well.. finally had d time to upload wats been happening in d last weekend.. as some may noe.. the 5 highest are taking their knotting n obstacles exam.. wic is near d end of the five highest schemes.. wei shun had also planned for us to complete on february n them on april on the King's Scout.. by tat time.. 05th KSG will produce around 24 fresh Kings.. XDDD too bad our batch only 6 ppl.. haiz... many hav left.. many had given up.. many had lost hope.. due to LOTS of reasons...............

back to the camp.. i arrived at school around 2pm.. saw them inspected by Scouter Stephen Kwong.. then band.. after bath in d dear school toilet, went to dinner at Taiwan Small Porridge at Padungan thr wiv lobin, eric, lit wei and my my lu.. spent an average of RM5 each.. quite worth it tough.. haha.. ^^

then.. waited at school gate for our boss (ungz!)^^.. while discussing n planning bout tat nite's programme.. (EMERGENCY CALL!!! wakakka.. ordered by wei shun.....^^) then.. 8.00pm.. we gathered at the school hall to begin our Campfire, organized by Wei Shun - the last minute oso can organize thing d.. he was given a programme.. he din even folo it!! LOLs.. memang pro.. King Scout jiu she bei xiang..^^



waiting.............
opening speech by wei shun..

from the north..south..east..west.. wateva~ lighting up of campfire~! campfire burning campfire burning~~~

too bad.. T2 patrol 1-4 dint performed tat nite.. instead was given a punishment - turned into BaNaNa FaMilYs by wei shun.. XDDD
poor small sausage.. kena suang.. nt sure why.. SOLO BANANA!!!!! sexy~~~


nx up.. an adv by seniors.. quite funny though
nx up, twenty cents game.. ^^



1st 1 to kena punishment!!! acting ~ proposal of marriage!! XDDD

2nd to kena!! XDD acting oso ~ situation when going shitting.... =.=
due to lots of acting probs.. aaron came up to demo~
pic showing aaron shitting, while being watched by chang wei.. bian tai.. =.=

shitting..... nt a good actor.. hahax. keep on laughing.. d coming video will show u.. ^^


this is a vid b4 aaron demo-ed....... enjoy^^


this.. is chiangz.... (4gt why) he laughed lyk hell.. couldnt stop... nt one time only orh.. a few times.. LOLs!!!

errrr.. 4gotten wat game le..........


yell fite!! hahax..
another game - 'chuan ran bing' .. err.. wats zong hong touching it??? =.=

our clown ~ aaron poh~ (game)

sketch by T2 P5-6.. brandon a gal?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

ordered by wei shun to catwalk!! XDDDDD

3rd game - BOMB!!!! BOMB!!!! BOMB!!!!
(out of campfire events) a shoe is thrown (jong's) to d middle, near d fire (sure u ppl had seen it^^).. AI was given a few red notes to get d shoe n return it to Jong!! LOLs....

after d campire~ some comment n words of wisdom by GSL - Scouter Lau...


after campfire~~~
went lim teh at green hill corner~~~ wiv ungz, ai, lobin, lynn, ric, jong.. ^^ ordered a cup of teh C special to keep me awake ^^

then went to open air to hav supper wiv lit wei n ric... lols.. sio beee n soya bean.. 4gtten to bring my pouch.. =.= heng heng no kena police check.. or else no IC sure die wan.. haha

at around 11.30pm.. we proceed to our plan.. 12.00midnite.. we gathered at school hall to hav a mini meeting wiv wei shun.. gettin ready, i went to committee's room to rest...............

then...

in d middle of d nite.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP!!!*

HoLy COW!!!!! emergency call!! yeah^^ every1 rushed out.. me, trying to get a chance to steal their things, failed.. =.= was ordered to leave d room.. diao.. nt even allowed to enter to hav a drink.. lols.. at the hall, eric was ran over by wei shun's car.. n almost had his bone broken.. (as in acting.. ^^) at the orchid garden, lit wei had set a small fire (in which they thought their obstacle was being burnt!! XDDDDD)..

settled, gathered at school hall.. after some words by wei shun, they are dismissed..

however......

shortly after that, wei shun asked us to perform another time... with hope that they r nt tat prepared.. lols..

upon his count.. 3.. 2.. 1..

有贼啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i shouted as loud as i can... haha.. then i ran down to canteen.......
救命啊!!!!!!!!!! eric shouted oso, lying at the terrace (fall down from top)
lit wei i nt sure wat he did.. lols..

then.. i saw them running towards the orchid garden.. stupid!! haha.. no fire.. i rushed to their base bt was seen by police.. so bobien.. run lor~ finally decided to giv up running at d carpark, to find out tat i was chased by d police - dawson.. haha.. he tried to master lock me.. too bad.. too weak to do so.. soon, reinforcement came.. i was brought down to the hall.. T.T took in a breath of sulphur dioxide.. celaka.. sour sour d.. made me choked a while..

as for eric, 1st aid was given in d shortest time.. lit wei lehs.. acting bcam reli kena sakit ki.. lols..

in all.. this 2nd emergency call was more fun.. n their reaction was lot better..

after that, wei shun left us, n we went back to bath then crap..... its been a long time since we took a cold bath in d school at such time.. ^^

2.45am.. i tried to sleep.. bt cant.. so joined back ric n lit wei to crap..

3.00am.. all of us suddenly gt energetic n woke those 2nd shift camp polices.. haha..

bored to death, lit wei n aaron began crapping bout *those* things.. talking from stories from internet, past stories from our leaders, from SMK santubong, to things tat happened in our school shortly!! XDD we gathered in a circle to listen.. as for chang wei n wilson.. lols.. they got nearer n nearer to us.. chilled their spines to the max! lol.. chang wei was scared till he kneel down between aaron n ling tchii.. n closed his ears!! n then, wilson n him began playing hp games to distract off.. too bad.. it doesnt work.. so, they went in to escape from the stories..... n tat aelred arrr.... so blur d.. ***CENSORED*** basic knowledge oso dnoe.. haiz..... no wonder u 2006 antac so tiam...

after that, we began crapping bout our situation in 05th.. bla bla bla~~~

6.00am.. woke those sleeping piggys up.. then went breakfast near eric's shop.. we were their 1st customer!! lol

8.00am.. after a chilling bath, went to the hall to look at d new members......

d leftovers of d small fire.. ^^

so blur.. no skill.. no fire place oso shoot... haha..

members....

















near 11am, all had came to an end.. conclusion - T1 are damn noob (most of them) sure many die in antac d.. hahax..
12nn.. members are let to go home.. as for the poor committees.. haiz.. cleaned d whole school.. so nt cooperative.. till need us to go order.. =.= lyk tis, they sure die fast fast in ANTAC one.. haiz........

stupiak T1 members..

even chair oso u ppl wan step.. wan us wash kok.. no brain arr T1 members.. reli wan kill them! !!!!


washing the school~~~~~


only arrived home at about 3.30pm.. diao~ wasted 3hrs of my studying time.. =.= of cz, after having a light lunch, took a warm bath, went to sleep le.. XDDD only woke up at around 7pm.. dinner.. 8.30pm went back to sleep.. with hope that i won die in physics paper.. LOLs!!!

till here~

a msg to our dear principal - we r responsible punya ppl orh.. we dirty it, we clean it.. so, nx time don simply say we r nt responsible d.. every time say us nia.. won say d basket ballers? bombas? others.........

another msg to dear committees - try to cooperate larh.. dont b so ngiao ji n complain much.. u ppl r 1.. u ppl punya theme.. all for 1 n 1 for all.. bukan meh? u ppl continue lyk tat.. in antac.. sure kena look down by members d.. nx time u ppl lyk tat again.. i sure post all d happenings liao.. XDD

HappY ScoutinG!!!

neh~ jz a sohai tagged by 3 leg.. =.= sohai questions oso.......



If u have a choice to do anything now, what will that be??
-err.. kill those who had hurt me o make me besong?? haha^^

If u have a choice to hang out with 2 guys and 2 girls right now.. who will that be?
-anyone tats nt too quiet n boast bout self only....

Who do u talk the most with in class everyday??
-dont talk in class.. sleep nia.. XDDD

What are u suffering from now days?
-pure hatred tat lies deep in my heart

Where do u wish to go now?
-AUST!!! FRANCE!!! PARIS!!!

Whats ur wish for now?
-God Bless Mother Earth........

Who's ur best buddy.. * state a guy and girl
-buddy arr.. macam don hav lei.. all neutral.. otherwise, feeling lyk wanna kill him/her

Which subject u hate the most, why?
-hate most arr.. hmm.. Form 5 5S1 english lo.. tat teacher sibei pubo.. discriminate us nia..

Which teacher do u think hates u the most?
-lols.. tink is omos all teachers tat is teaching me now kua.. XDDD


hmm.. i tag... errr...

1. music lover Dee
2. Boss - Chung Wui
3. Hobbes Calvin
4. LUN LUN!!!
5. L0rd KaI (in d future^^)
6. Joseph
7. buah epal
8. ment ment
9. Bong Bong
10. wei shun!! XDD
11. Demopiece ^^
12. Horngzzzz
13. Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

haha.. die die i oso wanna make it till 13ppl.. jz lyk tat number.. too bad in d aeroplane dont hav tis seat number.. XDDD

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Before marriage.....



He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!



After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

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Malaysia's 'worst in the world' taxis tarnish national image

The ads promoting "Malaysia: Truly Asia" aim to welcome visitors with a warm smile to a prosperous and modern nation, so the taxi fleet branded "the worst in the world" can come as a bit of a shock.

Even the locals are not spared the shabby service of unkempt and hostile drivers behind the wheels of decrepit vehicles who refuse to use the meter, overcharge and pick-and-choose which destinations they will travel to.

At the popular KLCC mall under Kuala Lumpur's iconic Petronas Twin Towers is a typical scene, as a gang of cabbies negotiate with a young Norwegian couple just metres from a signboard warning against "taxi touts".

"Flat rate, flat rate, no metre," one driver insists as the tourists try to find a cab to take them to their hotel, less than two kilometres (1.2 miles) away.

Anxious to escape the baking heat, they agree to pay 25 ringgit (7.22 dollars) for a trip that would have cost less than three ringgit on the meter.

"Is it expensive? We don't know, we thought it is normal here," said the woman as they piled in with their shopping bags.

More frequent visitors, however, are vocal in their criticism and say that aggressive and unprofessional drivers are tarnishing the nation's image as a squeaky clean and hospitable destination.

"I first visited Malaysia in 2006 and I was impressed by everything I saw except for the worst taxi service I have endured," said Kabir Dali, an Indian tourist waiting in vain for a metered taxi at another mall.

"I paid a whopping 260 ringgit (74 dollars) from the Kuala Lumpur International Airport to town and was later told that was twice the proper amount."

Complaints about taxis are common in many countries, but in Malaysia it has escalated to an outpouring of frustration, on blog sites and in letters to newspapers.

In a survey by the local magazine The Expat, some 200 foreigners from 30 countries rated Malaysia the worst among 23 countries in terms of taxi quality, courtesy, availability and expertise.

The respondents lashed the fleet as "a source of national shame" and "a serious threat to tourists -- rude bullies and extortionists".

Salvation is in sight though, as a number of smaller, up-scale operators enter the market to provide a more expensive but quality taxi service for frustrated visitors and locals.

The uniformed drivers, behind the wheels of smart new multi-purpose vehicles and sedans, switch on the meter as a matter of course and do not refuse destinations -- surprising and delighting commuters in the capital.

Abdul Razak, operations manager for Dubai-based Citicab which launched here in January, said that even in poorer nations such as Thailand and Indonesia, taxis are smarter and the drivers far more courteous.

"I would say it is the worst in this region, undoubtedly. I have travelled to all countries in this region and our company operates taxis in many parts of the world. The situation here is the worst I have seen," he told AFP.

"The vehicles are in shabby condition, the driver will take you if he likes your face -- that is, if he agrees with where you want to go for the price he insists on."

The government has called on taxi firms to lift their standards, but various campaigns have achieved little, and many blame the lack of enforcement on rampant corruption in the police and bureaucracy.

"It is difficult for the roads and traffic department to take stern action," said a security officer at one city mall as he watched the touts swoop.

"Taxi operators and the company which hold the licences are all linked to some politician or another," he said. "Drivers here are ruthless because they are unchecked by authorities who are almost non-existent."

John Koldowski, from the Pacific Asia Travel Association, said that "less than desirable" taxi drivers have an outsize impact on a nation's image.

"The first contact a tourist gets with locals is often during airport transits to hotels and it creates a very, very strong first impression, either be good or bad," he said.

"Authorities certainly need to do their jobs and act upon any complaints strongly, quickly and visibly."




Again, this is MALAYSIA.. MALAYSIAN.. are politicians behind all these?? corruption (as stated in the news article) by our dear ministers? apa lah.. lyk tat how achieve 2020?? in Kuching oso same.. say is 'bermeter' in the end, meter not running.. direct name a price.. but.. bobien.. we Kuchingites are jz too used to it.. haiya.. the government oso lah.. only care bout themselves.. waste money on useless stuff.. corruption here n thr.. our PM throwing 1mil to any1 he suang.. HELLO?!?!?! ITS OUR RAKYAT's MONEY U R USING... we paid so much tax, get nothing back in return.. yet those people who doesnt work at all.. or nt hot nt cold d.. get our hard earned money.. then wat for introduce what DEB (new economic policy) jz to let them have face? this is their land.. so wat? we all worked together to make this country an advanced country.. bt there's jz too many ppl who r slacking, n get their pay wivout working.. too bad.. nth we can do.. if we sound out this matter, kena ISA tangkap pula.. haiz.. MALAYSIA memang BOLEH!!!

yea.. regarding the last post.. jz got a more confirmed 'saying' regarding the ' no touch car' n 'restricted to leave campsite' rule.. or rather law.. hahax..

to my knowledge, it applies also for all campers, including those with warrants..
whoeava wanna participate in d camp need to be full time, otherwise, once left the camp, cnt enter anymore.. OR.. if arrive later than the 1st day, counted as visitor edi..
ALL people are nt allowed to touch their car..^^

well.. this is also considered a good rule.. (to me) jz hope that NONE will nt abide by it.. =.= especially u know who~ hahax..

jz had easy exams today.. XDD tml gonna face my worst fears.. one of the most terrifying 'HELL' in science stream ---- non other than ---- the study of living things ---- BIOLOGY!!!! wakakka... die =.=

till now no tips kok.. dnoe how to die tml.. studied d whole aftn in McD wiv eric bt everything seems to be a stranger to me.. XD oh god~

prediction.. what will happen tml.. once saw exam paper.. face turn green.. photosynthesis occur.. die lo~ hahax.. gonna hav a tough battle tml.. wish me luck~ XDDD

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7th day of exam~

chemistry paper I n II.. when saw test paper.. face turn green.. almost all questions easy easy d.. bt.. cz last nite din have time n no energy n *due to some factors* so no mood study.. hahax.. only received the exam tips about 11pm.. as expected.. bt oso lazy study.. n continued sleeping~ hahax.. no wonder die fast fast..

~roll back to yesterday~
6th day of exam..

had d stupiak add mx paper.. I n II.. very sien lo.. cz tat morning dnoe y very tired.. do paper I till half, peng ki.. only woke up when Pn Ko woke me >.< paper =" diao.." style="font-style: italic;">PEOPLE vomit blood in exam hall d.. or else.. many ppl will face turn green.. and conducts photosynthesis when they saw their result sheet.. XDDDDD

~roll back another 24hrs~

woke up (sunday morn) very late as usual.. 10sth.. ate my breakfast.. then ate my forced lunch.. =.= damn full.. hahax.. then went to school to hand sth to wei shun n sun bian listen to band n antac meeting.. however.. dad asked me to do sth.. so delayed my time.. cnt attend d band meeting.. BUT.. was nt allowed to listen to their ANTAC meeting.. WTF?!?!??!!

nvm lo~ went to eric's house to study chem.. until 4sth went back to sch.. waited........... 5pm.. went to fetch my sis home.. waited.. 5.20pm!! super ki siao record!! meeting 3hrs!! kolien them.. =.=

then nite time.. went to lobin's house.. then went to STARBUCKS to have our enjoy nite~~ ordered a cup of Chocolate Chip Cream.. or wateva it is called.. quite niced.. XD don dare to order any caffeine products.. aware that i may nt sleep later!! haha.. bla bla bla.. then baru noe that we are committee members of ANTAC.. i hear tio.. very angry.. they wan us b committee.. bt yet don allow us to attend their meeting.. what the fucking thing is this??? and we are allowed to go up ourself.. BUT.. cant touch our car when arrived at campsite n not allowed to leave the campsite?????? lu ki siao ar! who would be so eng to do such wu liao thing.. AND.. i think this matter should b referred to those wiv warrants.. nt those wiv only red-caps or rovers.. dont u ppl think its those warrants who always went to their cars n take sth or sit inside enjoying the aircond? and go to Buntal or anywhr to hav dinner?? and now warn us not to do so?? what kind of example is this?? how do u expect us members to respect u ppl old old d?? one word.. BULLSHIT! if u reli don wan us go ANTAC.. we can choose nt to go.. we can go vacations ourself.. we can go places wivout rules or being controlled.. we volunteered ourselves to help.. yet treated lyk tis.. wat d hell la......




anyway.. received the registration form for National Service le.. XDD looking forward to it.. hope will kena 1st or 2nd batch.. but.. thinking bout my King Scout n STudies.. guez mayb i will have to let it go.. sobz.... well.. there's still time.. jz let time make d decision. XD


to those who kena bt dowan go, STUPID!!
appreciate wat government has given us lar~
u live in this land so long liao.. giv sth back to HER la... ^^

love malaysia~~~ <33333

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as we all know.. politics nowadays sibei luan.. racist here racist thr.. pak lah still wan catch those internet kias who post sensitive stuff.. WHY?? jz to protect self from being criticised by using the name of LAW??? bullshit..

Dr Mahathir has posted a post (nt sure when.. had been bz on exam) recently.. on the social contract.. well.. conclusion.. (from the comments) many people are still nt aware that if the other people leave this country, there will be no Malaysia, or a malaysia in which we are living in now.. Malaysia is a multiracial country.. we shud make it peace~~~

and.. very curious is.. why.. other countries.. can accept leaders of different races n origins.. bt ours only accept the people? IF a non-people reli has d ability and leadership to lead the country or handle certain country's affairs, why don jz let him/her take d responsibility?? we all live in the same country.. in the same land.. we should also b treated EQUALLY..

bt im not referring to the minority of the people who had realised that our country needs changes.. bt.. still.. majority of them still stick on their old stand.. that this is their land.. they are the boss.. come on~ how can we achieve 2020 like that...... our PM paper even came out today.. wawasan 2020.. sejarah text book also explained that everyone shud compete hard in economy.. bt.. in d end?? only WE compete hard.. n THEY (most of the they) get the effort.. how can lyk tat d.. we also human d marh.. i love my country so much.. y my country jz don love me.. sobz.....

anyway.. reached d end of 1st week of exam le.. XD head still a little dizzy >.< .. at least i can go thru the exams.. felt better in exam hall today compared to yesterday n d day b4.. XDD thx lots to my parents for their care n frens for their kind consideration.. XDDDD luv ya alL~~^^

say tio our poor country, our group oso facing much prob.. haiz.. havent reach a conclusion yet so won say it out here.. WHY do leaders have to be lyk tat.. wake up wake up~~ !!!

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great.. 10th of september.. 3rd day of SPM Mock Exam.. fever attacked my body..

it all began with.. errr.. nt sure.. bt i had already symptoms of nearly fainting pass 2 days.. oso not sure why.. and today.. halfway doing my MX paper II.. sneezed a few times.. felt my body became hot in increasing manner.. oso became quite fragile.. u noe.. get more times the damage inflicted when attacked by a matter.. well.. this reli gav me lots of trouble.. while doing the MX paper.. some easy questions.. i cnt managed to do.. the stupiak graph.. teacher say need change.. i bo xim change.. i even left out 1 question which i asked myself why it did not turn up at all.. =.= quite stupid huh?

well.. now.. posting my daily post.. after a sleep of 3 hrs jz now.. still felt a little dizzy and wan peng.. >.< hope will recover asap.. or else im not gonna do well for my sc paper tml.... T.T

haiz.. of all d days.. why it happen on my mock exam.. T.T

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THIS IS A POST EXTRACTED FROM www.chedet.com
to read further.. access to that blog larh... XD


Cuti-Cuti Malaysia


1. There are only 365 days in a year. Take away 104 days of Saturdays and Sundays weekends and we have left 261 working days. But Malaysia is multi-religious and we must not work during Raya, Chinese New Year and Deepavali. But we must also not work on Wesak Day, Taipusam, Christmas, New Year, Federal Territory Day, various Muslim holy days and I do not know what else.

2. But we must not work on by-election polling day also. Then there is the Agong's Birthday and the birthdays of all the Sultans and Governors.

3. We seem to find more reason for not working. If the holiday falls on a weekend, then have a long vacation beginning the day before Saturday and the day after Sunday - four days in all.

4. I love all these. Kuala Lumpur is cleaner when people leave the city for balik kampong on Raya and Chinese New Year. It is exhilarating to drive on streets which are almost deserted.

5. But I ask myself are people like me, a pensioner being paid and not working? Or is the country on automatic - administrating itself? Or is it that there really is not much work to do that we can close up for one-third of the year?

6. We are still a developing country. Developing requires work. Rich developed countries can afford not to work. August holidays see the cities like Paris and London bereft of traffic.

7. I believe, but I may be wrong, that when you are trying to catch up with someone running ahead of you, you must run faster than him. We have this great ambition to become a developed country. If we move slower than our objective can we catch up? I think we cannot.

8. A developed country today and a developed country in 2020 is not the same. In 2020 it will be far more advanced and richer than in 2008. The developed status is not static. It is moving.

9. Even if it seem to be growing slowly percentage-wise, but its one percent is bigger than our 5 or 6 percent. Our base is lower. To catch up we must really grow faster.

10. Can we grow faster by not working? I think not.

11. Lets look at the implication of having holidays. If workers have to work on holidays they have to be paid twice their daily wage. If they work beyond working hours they have to be paid four times their wages. And many industries just cannot stop operating.

12. All these add up to higher cost of production and therefore we will be less competitive. For a trading nation which depends on exporting goods, raw material and services, the cost of our exports is important. We will not be competitive especially against low-wage countries. But not to worry. The Government will make us competitive by withdrawing subsidies and giving them back again under different headings in the budget or off-budget.

13. Its a bit early but I would like to wish everyone Happy Hari Raya. Please drive slowly. We want you to come back after a very relaxing 4 - 5 days holiday. Do not worry about unfinished work. It can take care of itself.

P.S. I think the Government and the private sector should consider retreats. It's not a holiday of course but comes very close to a holiday. Besides you can become a savvy agriculturist.


Dear Tun,

I agree with you that all these “cutis” ‘add up to higher cost of production and therefore we will be less competitive. For a trading nation which depends on exporting goods, raw material and services, the cost of our exports is important. We will not be competitive especially against low-wage countries.’

However, I think that the real reasons are as follows:

1. I think there are too many Islamic holidays.

2. I think there are too many hours wasted on Fridays.

3. I think there is too much wasted working hours during Ramadan.

Muslims should sacrifice time and money (take unpaid leave hours; now that is a Jihad!) to pray and not expect Chinese businesses and tax payers (mainly non-Muslims) to subsidise them so that they can be "good" Muslims. I think that is “haram”, but heh, what do I know? I am just a stupid, irrelevant Dhimmi!

LJ


Hi Tun,
im really agree with ur opinion tun that now we have a lot of holiday and also a lot of time to be waste. even during the work time, still a lot of people rather waste their time by lepak at warung or mamak stall for 1-2 hours juz for laughing and sembang2..we know that if we want to achieve our mission2020, not just increase the quantity or time to work but we also had to increase our QUALITY too..

Selamat Berbuka and Selamat hari Raya Tun..


Good afternoon to you Tun & Family,

God take good care of Tun:),

I couldn't agree more.

Malaysia Based Multi races country has to many holidays. Is not productive. Isn't the government to do some thing about the bank sectors, as we need to wait 48 hrs before our local check can be clear, or outstation check needs more than a week?? Even though on holidays, isn't 24 banking to serve it's meaning

Custom clearance, compare to our neigbour country, we are far far behind. Can government do something about it?? I believe this is the reason why investor prefered to have their hub in our neighbour country.

It takes a lot of effort for the improvement, but "Rakyat" is prepare to work for the best interest of individual & Malaysia.

Malaysia Boleh!!!
Chuck68


Hey Dr M,

"Do not worry about unfinished work. It can take care of itself."

Well i laughed. That contradicted everything you said earlier. Hah.

And this:

"The Government will make us competitive by withdrawing subsidies and giving them back again under different headings in the budget or off-budget."

Wha? Two sarcastic comments in one blog? I haven't seen that in a while. Good one. =p

Honestly i had to re-read that line a few times to make sense out of it.


YAB Tun,

As always, you nailed it to the ground.

I admit,I am guilty of this lethargic attitude myself. However, can I suggest that this malaise is due to the whole state of the nation?? beginning from the very top ?

Most times now, as a citizen you feel tired, cheated and helpless - with rising cost, no sense of pride in the nation, and sick of the sleazy and stupid leaders that we somehow have managed to trust our fate in their hands....

and so you ask yourself this question...Why on earth do I work so hard when all these 'morons' are reaping the benefit?. Meanwhile, you are working and sweating your energy and missing family time...knowing full well these morons will ruin all of it at the end of the day....

What for you ask yurself....

This is just passing the buck I know dear Tun...but in the overall picture does it not make sense tht many probably feel the same like I do??


Dear Tun,

Great piece. I welcome the sarcasm. When I went to the Loaf in Langkawi in 2006 , I asked your staff "pukul berapa masuk, kena punch in tak ?" hehe..I was not at all suprised to learn their actual working hours. I think developed countries can afford to work 5 days a week because they do not have many, many holidays like ours..We need to have minimum working hours per month. If we do not reach the hours, our pay should be deducted..This way productivity will be maintained. Well.. I don't think anyone will agree with me.

the above are comments.. really make sense.. however.. there are some who doesnt WAKE UP and still wants more hols???? below are few examples...

Hi Tun,

Oh my after reading this your comment I've made a simple culculation to my holidays and leaves per year...

224 days = working days/yr
141 days = leaves + sick leaves + 16 Sept(suggested by DSAI) and by-election (PP)

I love to work in Malaysia as Malaysian(even my expatriate friends is delighted)... I'll be spending 1/4 yr for holidays.

Please politician's add more holidays so I can earn $$ and work less and thanks for this people I got :) big bonus... + OT... OMG. bling..bling..

Malaysia Boleh

Acura-NSX


Salam Tun !
Why bother to catch up with the so called developed countries ? Progress means we just have to be better than previously.
The country will progress with strong leadership.Hard work means nothing if our leadership is flip flop. As it is,we are not going anywhere.Maybe we need more rests and holidays to reflect.
Selamat Hari Raya.Maaf Zahir & Batin.



MOREOVER!!! there are some who go against HIS post!! check it out~

Tun, If we have meritocracy then we don't have to work long hours.It's just becos our civil servants are 3rd class and we will never catch up even if we work 7 days a week.We must have quality not quantity.Blame it on you becos in your 22years you staff all the government agencies and departments with low grade civil servants.As a result today we face this problems.Also our institutions of higer learning are churning out low grade work force.This are all the contributors of what happen to our declining work force.Malaysia Tak Boleh




well.. this IS malaysia.. a multiracial country.. yet so many conflicts.. say is very berpadu larh.. say is Malaysia Boleh larh.. say is love country larh.. bt u never noe~ what is happening INSIDE the country... come on.. wake up MALAYSIA~!!

too bad i dint read this post a day earlier.. today.. the English paper directed writing came out on Patriotism.. haiz.. too bad.. or else i wud have more thing to write on.. XDD hope that the teachers won giv any bad comments bout it.. it really is my own thought.. im just sounding it out.. come on.. no offence.. this is a democratic country~~ XDDD

LOVE MALAYSIA~~~~~

yeaps... this is my puppy (ah ben - 啊笨).. cute lerhs.. XDDD

some may ask y it is called ah ben (stupid dog).. well.. very simple.. it IS a stupid dog.. haha

here are some of d cute n stupid pics i took for these few mths..........



struggling to get d food!! XD cnt get up though...........



poor dog... favourite spot of ah ben.. (in my garden).. XDD


playing wiv ah ben.. ben ben biting my slippers..=.=


hungry ben munching the eggs... hmm~~


stupid dog sensed sth...............


hahas.. MAY NOT be able to update in d coming 2 weeks.. having SPM mock paper.. until 23rd of this mth.. will hav lots of thing to blog.. i hope.. till then~

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31st August.. a memorable day for our country..

yet.. the stupiak government of sarawak.. die die wan face.. find us students lots n lots of prob.. wan tis wan tat.. nvr cared bout our condition.. only supplied us drinking water.. nt even simple tea breaks which they loved so much.. anyways.. these are a few shots taken by Lit Wei..

arrived si bei early.. woke up 4.30am!! arrived thr b4 5.45am.. gt penyakit arr..=.= and we only sat OUTSIDE the stupid stadium.. mind our own business..

warmed up.. rest.. warm up again.. rest.. fall in.. went in stadium.. put up a show.. walked out.. END.. we arrived thr 7sth and our part only came in at about 10sth.. damn them.. freakin wasted my time.. =.=




warm up........^^


our Form 5 gang.. XDDD



familiar??? our very own student from KHS!! XDD


noobie face.. too delighted... excited.. xp

at main stage


MALAYSIA BOLEH!! FLY!!!!!

yeah...

4 majors...... from left, Julian, Kelvin, Kester, Swee Yee

4 major FREE STYLE~~~~

woots!! guns.... >.<


now that we have seen how WE celebrate our biggest event of MALAYSIA.. let's look at how CHINA celebrate the closing ceremony of the OLYMPICS games.. a lot difference oh... XDD


omg.................... all the sportsmen gathered in the stadium.. EXCEPT MALAYSIA!!!!

cool!! sexy gals playing the multi tone drums XDD

here comes the double-decker~~

HEY!!! isnt this Pak Lah!?!?!?!?!?

the memories... reaches the final day.........


WHAT A BEAUTY!!!!


Jackie n his son.. XDD


WELLLLLL......
this shows how low standard MALAYSIA is..
THIS IS MALAYSIA..
WAY OF MALAYSIAN..
nt surprised why we are so low standard...

LOOKING FORWARD TO LONDON 2012!!!!!

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